Monday, November 22, 2010

A Feast for Pilgrims and Indians (Dots Not Feathers)

With Thanksgiving being this Thursday, I had to honor our nation's oldest holiday (it began in 1621 by the settlers at Plymouth Plantation in Massachusetts) in this Monday's Crockpot dinner. Aside from the fact that I just love to celebrate holidays, this gave me a chance to prepare for the real Thanksgiving celebration with my family on Thursday. Call it a scrimmage or a practice round.

For this Thanksgiving feast, I invited a few more guests. In addition to my usual dinner mates, Bindi and Amish; Dolly, Snehal, Valerie and Alan (of http://www.alanandval.blogspot.com/) came over. Now you may be tempted to make allusions to the original Thanksgiving with our dinner party of Pilgrims (those of European-descent) and Indians (dots not feathers). Well, that's just racist. I'd like you to know that the Indians were the ones bringing me alcohol, not the other way around.

This dinner had a lot of elements of the traditional Thanksgiving dinners I have with my family. There were copious bottles of wine, painful childhood memories were discussed (like the time my sister tricked me into eating a dog biscuit), and the topic of conversation eventually came around to 'why isn't Jen dating anyone and what can we do to change this?' Many of Amish's comments on this subject have led me to rethink his longstanding invitation to Crockpot Mondays. :)

But, the best resemblance this meal had to those of years past was, of course, the food. I made two crockpot dishes: Classic Bread Stuffing and Five-Spice-Glazed Sweet Potatoes. Both of these recipes came from The Best Cookbook Ever. To accompany these dishes I bought pre-marinated turkey tenderloins from Kroger and grilled them. I also made steamed green beans and carrots.

 I have to say the meal was pretty good for a quick-and-easy Thanksgiving. This stuffing was excellent. It is what it claims to be - Classic Bread Stuffing. I would definitely make it again. The sweet potatoes were tasty as well. It depends on your taste, but I like that these sweet potatoes are not as sweet as your usual sweet potato casseroles.

We followed the meal with sugar cookies and ice cream that Dolly made/brought. 

I think this pre-Thanksgiving meal was a success. It reminded me how thankful I am to have good food on my table and wonderful friends to share it with.

Happy Thanksgiving!


The recipes go a little something like this....

Classic Bread Stuffing
Coat the slow cooker insert with nonstick cooking spray.
Place 8 cups stale white bread cubes (I used a combination of bread cubes and stuffing mix croutons) in a large bowl and set aside.
Melt 1 stick butter in a large skillet over med-high heat.
Add the following to the skillet:
   2 medium onions, finely chopped
   4 stalks celery, finely chopped (I used 6 stalks)
   2 tsp finely chopped fresh sage
   2 tsp finely chopped fresh thyme
   2 tsp finely chopped fresh Italian parsley
(I chopped all these ingredients the night before and placed them in a ziplock freezer bag, so it was ready to go on Monday)
Saute until the onions and celery begin to soften.
Transfer the mixture to the bowl with the bread and stir to combine.
Whisk together 2-3 cups chicken broth (I used 2 cups which is one small can), 1 1/2 tsp salt, 1 tsp pepper and 3 large eggs which have been beaten. Pour this over the bread mixture and stir until well combined.
Add the stuffing to the slow cooker insert and cover.
Cook on high for 1 hour, then reduce the heat to low. Cook for 4 to 5 hours on low.


Five-Spice-Glazed Sweet Potatoes
Coat the insert of a slow cooker with nonstick cooking spray.
Arrange 4-5 large sweet potatoes, peeled and cut into wedges, in the slow cooker insert.
Combine the following ingredients (I modified the measurements for the sauce) in a bowl and mix...
   4 TB butter, melted and cooled slightly (I used 6 TB)
   2 TB vegetable oil (I used 4 TB)
   2 TB soy sauce (I used 4 TB)
   2 TB rice wine or dry sherry (I used 2 TB of rice vinegar because that's what I had on hand)
   2 TB light brown sugar (I used 4 TB)
   1 tsp Five-Spice Powder (I used 2 tsp - This can be found in your grocery store as Chinese Five Spice powder)

Pour this over the sweet potatoes. Cover and cook on low for 5.5 - 6 hours. After 4 hours I checked on the sweet potatoes and had to stir it well because the potatoes on the bottom were  becoming soft but the ones on top were still uncooked. Then I turned the crockpot to high for the remaining 2 hours.


Wednesday, November 17, 2010

White Tigers and Work

What's in Jen's Crockpot, you ask?

Venetian canal boats, the Eiffel Tower, an Egyptian pyramid, poker chips and Wayne Newton. Yep, that's right, I'm in Vegas for work this week. So, sadly there was no Crockpot Monday.

But, in interesting news, the hospital I'm working with is the very one that treated Roy Horn of the famous Siegfried & Roy duo after he was bitten by one of their white tigers during a performance. And, I happen to be staying at The Mirage, the site of their 13-year show. I was reading an article about it and had to laugh at this: apparently there was a woman with a "big hairdo" in the front row who "fascinated and distracted" the tiger. This prompted Roy to rush in between the crowd and the tiger. He tripped and the tiger grabbed him by the neck to "drag him to safety" as he would a cub.

You have to wonder.... How "big" and "distracting" was this woman's hairdo to cause a tiger to lunge at the jugular of its beloved trainer? Mind you, this tiger just spent the last 7 years of its life with the overly tanned and often bleached and spikey haired duo who were pretty distracting themselves.

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

There's No Such Thing as a Perfect Monday...

... no matter how good it seems, it's still a Monday.


My Monday seemed like it was headed for the ranks of top 10 all-time best Mondays. To use a sports analogy, I was pitching a no-hitter going into the 9th inning. The 9th inning being dinner. Let me explain...

The day started off with me jumping out of bed, fully refreshed, after nabbing that extra hour of sleep -- thank you Daylight Savings Time! I even had time to make myself a real breakfast and sit down and read the paper. (Yes, I realize I am 27 going on 67, but you have to take advantage of the simple pleasures in life.) I got into work early, giving me an hour to an hour and a half of peace and quiet before everyone else started to trickle in. Throughout the day I steadily made my way through my to-do list. By the end of the day I finished a big project, and, after having sent it off to my client, left work a little early with no work tasks hanging over my head to be done that night.

I know this account of my near-perfect day probably seems pathetic to most. But, if you are in the least bit Type A then you will understand my joy of having a day of orderly efficiency.

When I walked into my apartment I was greeted with the aroma of Slow-Roasted Rosemary and Garlic Chicken and Quinoa Casserole. My Monday kept on getting better. I turned both of the crockpots (yes, that's right, I had 2 crockpots going at once) to warm and went for a run since a had time before dinner.

I went to a nearby track for my run. Just as I started my last mile, a young guy, probably in his late 20s dressed in a baseball hat and UGA t-shirt, started running ahead of me. I soon passed him. The moment I saw his head turn and realize that a girl was passing him I knew this last mile was going to be fun. As I expected he sped up and passed me. He nearly broke out into an all-out Tom Cruise-style sprint, but it didn't take long before he had to slow down and I ran by him. Maybe I'm a cruel person, but watching a guy struggle to prove his manliness only to come to a screeching halt feigning a pulled muscle gives me such joy. Needless to say, it was a great Monday.

Then I got home and finished preparing dinner. I have made this chicken before. It takes some preparation time and a moderate comfort level with manhandling a chicken carcass, but it tastes just like a rotisserie chicken you can buy at the grocery store and gives you a week's worth of chicken. The recipe is from CookingLight.com.

The quinoa was a reality check. I got the recipe from another crockpot blog, crockpot365. I bought red quinoa from the store in the spring and hadn't tried it yet. So, I was excited about this dish. It's pretty simple: combine quinoa, vegetable broth, olive oil, salt cinnamon, sliced almonds and dried cranberries. Then cook it on low for 6 hours. If I make this again, I'm stopping at this point.

However, the recipe calls for you to add spinach, feta cheese and tomatoes to the crockpot and cook on high for 20 minutes. To me the flavors just didn't mix well. Maybe the red variety of quinoa is a bit sweeter and nuttier than the normal variety. Oh well, it was a lesson learned.

As always, I'm looking forward to next week already.



Friday, November 5, 2010

Diwali: the Festival of Lights (aka Indian Halloween)

Even though Diwali doesn't start until Friday, I couldn't contain myself. This week's Crockpot Monday was Indian.

In an effort to learn more about the Hindu holiday, I decided to ask my dear friend, Bindi, a few questions. My first question...

Jen: How long does Diwali last?
Bindi: 10 days
Actual Answer: 5 days

At this point I realized I better seek answers elsewhere. Thanks to my other dinner guests, Rupen, Dolly and Bina, and a helpful synopsis of the holiday I found on facebook, here is a description...

Diwali is the celebration of the day Lord Rama returned to his kingdom after 14 years in exile. In honor of his return, the people of his kingdom lit oil lamps in the palace and throughout the city, thus it is named The Festival of Lights. It signifies the victory of good over the evil.

The festival also marks the end of the harvest season, and often marks the end of the year for businesses. Hindu households often mark this occasion by doing the Lakshmi Puja (religious ceremony). The deity of Lakshmi symbolizes wealth and prosperity, and her blessings are invoked for a good year ahead. The holiday is celebrated with fireworks and exchange of sweet and snacks.

For dinner I made Tandoori Chicken from The Best Cookbook Ever, vegetable biryani and naan. It was a complete flop. With three winners under my belt, I guess it was time for a failure.

The Recipe...
Combine the following in a 1-gallon ziplock bag:
1 1/2 cups plain yogurt
2 tsp fresh lemon juice
1 tsp ground coriander
1/2 tsp ground cumin
1/2 tsp ground cardamom
1/2 tsp turmeric
1 tsp paprika
2 cloves garlic, minced
1 tsp freshly grated ginger

Instead of buying all of these spices, which can be expensive (unless you live near the Dekalb Farmers Market and can buy spices for super cheap), you can buy pre-made tandoori seasoning.

Add 3 pounds chicken (thighs and/or breasts) and marinate for 8-24 hours.

This is when everything went wrong. The recipe says to cook the chicken on high for 4 hours. But, having the pesky little obligation of going to work, I knew 4 hours wasn't going to be feasible. So, instead, I opted to cook it on low for 8 hours. Note: do not cook anything with a yogurt sauce for more than 4 hours. When I got home, my apartment smelled great, but the dish looked like something out of a sci-fi movie. The sauce had separated and settled on top of the chicken, leaving the chicken to cook to for hours with no liquid until it was dry.

Fortunately Dolly saved the day by adding pureed tomatoes and chili sauce. Even though the meal was a semi-disaster, the evening was saved by great conversation.

And, I learned a lesson. Perhaps I should leave the Indian food to the Indians. Maybe I should listen to my genes next week and make a lutefisk stew with a glass a Guinness. We'll see if I have any dinner guests after that..